Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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