she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My balls are so social today.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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