Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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