I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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