Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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