Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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