Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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