***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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