I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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