Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I puked a lego.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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