When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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