He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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