Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
