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its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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