marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If i come over, it means nothing
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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