do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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