I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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