if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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