wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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