is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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