but the lizard people decide everything anyway
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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