hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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