haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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