My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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