Four minutes until I can fart!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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