so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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