no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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