I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This baby is an asshole
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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