watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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