C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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