STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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