I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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