Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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