Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
