im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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