everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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