I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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