The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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