I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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