Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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