Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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