Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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