...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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