So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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