Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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