I heard we made out
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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