where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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