i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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