i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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