I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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