Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
