sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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