Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You dont lie about slip and slides
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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