Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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