Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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