im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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