If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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