I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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