Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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