YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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