Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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