did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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