Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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