guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
